I DONT BELIEVE IN HUMANS CROP TEE
This is a general size guide to give you an approximate idea of our sizing. Please note that the actual measurements may differ slightly depending on the garment and style.
If you are unsure of a particular item and it does not yet have sizes, please send an e-mail to us at sales@cyberdog.net with the name of the garment and we will measure it for you.
HOW TO MEASURE YOURSELF
MEN'S RECOMMENDATIONS
| SIZE | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | 90.5 | 96.5 | 102.5 | 108.5 |
| Waist | 72 | 78 | 84 | 90 |
| Hips | 89.5 | 95.5 | 101.5 | 107.5 |
| SIZE | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | 36 | 38 | 40 | 43 |
| Waist | 28 | 31 | 33 | 35 |
| Hips | 35 | 38 | 40 | 42 |
| International Size | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| UK/US | 36 | 38 | 40 | 42 |
| EU | 46 | 48 | 50 | 52 |
| FR | 46 | 48 | 50 | 52 |
| IT | 46 | 48 | 50 | 52 |
WOMEN'S RECOMMENDATIONS
| SIZE | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest/Bust | 83 | 89 | 95 | 101 | 107 |
| Waist | 62 | 68 | 74 | 80 | 86 |
| Hips | 89 | 95 | 101 | 107 | 113 |
| SIZE | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest/Bust | 33 | 35 | 37 | 40 | 42 |
| Waist | 24 | 27 | 29 | 31 | 34 |
| Hips | 35 | 37 | 40 | 42 | 44 |
| International Size | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| UK | 6 – 8 | 10 | 12 | 14 | 16 – 18 |
| US | 2 – 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | 12 – 14 |
| EU | 34 – 36 | 38 | 40 | 42 | 44 – 46 |
| IT | 38 – 40 | 42 | 44 | 46 | 48 – 50 |
| AU | 8 – 10 | 10 | 12 | 14 | 16 – 18 |
| RU | 38 – 40 | 42 – 44 | 46 | 48 | 50 – 54 |
"One Size" Items:
All our women's 'one size' items have been designed to fit a UK size 8-12.
| ONE SIZE | |
|---|---|
| UK | 8-12 |
| FRANCE, SPAIN & PORTUGAL | 36-40 |
| GERMANY & SCANDINAVIA | 34-38 |
| ITALY | 40-44 |
| USA | 6-10 |
KIDS RECOMMENDATIONS
Tees:
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CHEST | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 34 |
| LENGTH | 13 | 16 | 18 | 20 | 23 |
Baby Grows:
| S | M | |
|---|---|---|
| AGES | 3-6 months | 6-12 months |
| CHEST | 26 | 27 |
| LENGTH | 39 | 42 |
SHOES & BOOTS
Please note that UNISEX footwear follows the US & CANADA MEN'S (M) sizing in the chart below. Sizes are approximate - there is no international standard for shoe sizes.
| System | Sizes | |||||||||||||
| U.S. & Canada | W | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | |
| M | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | ||
| Europe | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | ||
| U.K. | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | ||
| Australia | W | 3.5 | 4 | 5 | 6.5 | 7.5 | 8.5 | 9.5 | 10.5 | 11.5 | 12.5 | 13.5 | 14.5 | |
| Japan | W | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | |
| China | W | 35.5 | 37 | 38 | 39.5 | 41 | 42 | 43.5 | 45 | 46 | 47.5 | 49 | 50 | |
| Russia | W | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.5 | 40.5 | 41.5 | 42.5 | 43.5 | 44.5 | |
| Mexico | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | ||||
| Inches | 9 | 9¼ | 9½ | 9¾ | 10 | 10¼ | 10½ | 10¾ | 11 | 11¼ | 11½ | 11¾ | ||
| Centimeters | 22.8 | 23.5 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 25.4 | 26 | 26.7 | 27.3 | 27.9 | 28.6 | 29.2 | 29.8 | ||
Make your alien allegiance known with the I Don’t Believe in Humans Crop Tee - a cheeky, cosmic essential for earthbound rebels. With its slim-fit cut, cropped length, and bold print, this top brings extraterrestrial attitude to any outfit. Whether you're headed to a rave or just rejecting human norms, this tee keeps your vibe loud and unapologetically weird.
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Cropped Silhouette
Flattering, fitted cut that pairs easily with your favourite bottoms. -
Soft Stretch Fabric
Comfort meets flexibility so you can move freely from planet to planet. -
Cyberdog Branding
Stamped with cosmic cool for that unmistakable futurewear finish. -
Easy Care
Hand-wash recommended to keep the print crisp and the fit snug.
Signal your otherworldly style and remind everyone: humans are overrated.
